Everyone has been asking to see some updated pictures of the dogs or as we like to call them "The Dilly's"
Noun: Dilly (dill-ee)
A destroyer of anything of value or sentiment. A barker at doorbells, one who may pee uncontrollably when excited. One who licks anything that has any sort of smell (preference- scented lotion) A Dilly- one who finds that the most comfortable place to sleep is on your chest with feet digging into your bladder. Other defining characteristics may include but are not limited too: having a staring contest with your food while you eat, whining for hours to get on the bed, hunting, gathering and eating any type of paper product, eating articles of clothing whole, hiding under the bed on bath day, chewing on pieces on furniture, ripping up carpet, eating carpet, eating plants, eating weeds, running around the coffee table so many times they leave claw tracks in the carpet, knocking you down to the ground and licking you profusely until you can escape, begging for table scraps, getting in the dishwasher to try and clean the dirty plates, hiding in the closet behind the appropriate matching clothing color so we can't find them, gathering socks and hiding them so we never have clean socks etc, etc.
Verb: to Dilly, to be a Dilly
Pretty much any of the above said characteristics set into motion....
Still think you want a dog??
Oh we love them and now since Nico is at the end of the puppy stages its really not half as bad as it used to be. I am now able to say I'm glad we have them.
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